nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

I think we all know where this is going.

the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

heavenbydjsammy:

hotsenator:

• ripped pants
• when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep
• krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES
• plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels
• FIRMLY GRASP IT
• i’m in the kitchen…at night/nosferatu 
• “3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK”
• Krusty Krab training video
• The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob can’t keep up
• WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT
• Sandy hibernates
• Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clam 
• spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK
• onion breath/i’M UGLY..AND I’M PROUD
• when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when he’s trying to sell his house
• When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him
• WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..
• CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE
• Spongebob B.C.
• When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge
• SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG
• Magic Conch Shell
• SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
• Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon
• FUUUUUTUUREEEE
• talent show with squidwards interpretive dance
• the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet and he goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA
• Kevin and the queen jellyfish
• Fine dining and breathing
• Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee

I literally recognised every single one what the fuck I hate myself