Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks

Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police

lixdhedgehog:

Found an article that said tears that are shed in certain situations shows that the tears all don’t look the same in a microscope. Not sure if its scientifically true but i ended up thinking of this.

fellas

sm980:

sm980:

whats a gender neutral term that still carries the weight of “catboy”

THANK YOU

spacetoasty:

shipping your own OCs

shipping one of your OCs with 4 other OCs and not knowing which pair should be canon

wtgdhdaq:

very ridiculous that i am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that

lixdhedgehog:

someone on FB asked people how they draw hands. here’s an accurate tutorial on how i draw hands

everybodyilovedies:

raphaeliscoolbutrude:

writing-prompt-s:

“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”

Because being mean makes me feel bad.

23 fucking hundred years of philosophy and this mother fucker on tumblr gets it in a meme

maxmakes:

I am SUCH a sucker for the ‘grisly, damaged adult man who has to suddenly care for and protect an abandoned child and it’s NOT creepy’ trope. like give me more reluctant makeshift dads pleaze