have you ever thought about how in the versions of the spider-man canon where Peter’s web shooting is accomplished by technology rather than being an actual superpower that means he really just….could have…very easily not done that. like he could have had any weapon. he could have had weapons he didn’t have to invent himself and build from scratch. but they wouldn’t have been spider-themed so he just. he did that. for the Aesthetic.
Peter saw he got bit by a spider and decided to die on that rock
headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,
antman:
villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass
spiderman:
villain:
villain: ill just turn myself in,
Um actually,
it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,
real talk dan was the real mvp of Venom. Girlfriend’s ex boyfriend shows up on your doorstep looking for her? Doesn’t act like a controlling possessive douche like so many other men in movies. Anne’s ex boyfriend shows up AGAIN while they’re on a date in a fancy restaurant, makes a scene and then crawls into the lobster tank? He’s obviously sick so Dan takes him to the hospital where he can run tests and help him. Okay now Anne’s ex boyfriend turns out to have been infected by a sentient alien parasite? He’s got questions but all in all he rolls with it and doesn’t do something stupid like rat them out like a character like him might have done in a different movie. Dan is the mvp and we stan
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