When your mate’s snoring too loud…
“He’s been snoring for hours and I can’t get to sleep… What I’m gonna do is, I’m gonna hit him with this pillow…OK?”
“Fuck! Fuck Jacob get fucking down. I’ve been fuckin’ shot”
[Laughter]
“JACOB”
Imagine your otp
Tag: fave
me as a doctor
that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass
Merry Crisis
*voices in unison to the tune of O Christmas Tree/O Tannenbaum*
Oh ChrisChris Tree,
Oh ChrisChris Tree,
How lovely are your faces!*with declining control and barely-suppressed laughter*
Covered in celebrities,
Mostly actors and one former governor of New Jersey!
remember that youtube channel where that guy smile and stays in one place for like 4 hours a day or a week or whatever and in one of the videos some dude broke in and barely opened his door and said “hello?”, saw the dude sitting there not moving, and left immediately
skip to 2 hours and 36 min in
what the unlimited fuck
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/azuna10/155286102859/tumblr_ogysobRnRe1rafdel?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://azuna10.tumblr.com/post/155286102859/audio_player_iframe/azuna10/tumblr_ogysobRnRe1rafdel?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fazuna10%2F155286102859%2Ftumblr_ogysobRnRe1rafdel
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