bigfatbitchdotcom:

roaringstream:

prettyblueinfinity:

Bro…..imagine ur first day of classes, you walk to the room and u see a bitch acting like THIS

This will 4ever be the funniest scene in cinematic history

It looks like he’s gonna throw up but it turned into a sneeze and now he’s desperately trying to suppress both of them while not drawing attention from the rest of the class

That fan blew her b.o right in his direction

quicsilver:

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

s-0-teric:

corvell:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

I need a monster to show up in my dream and drag me like this