This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen in my life
I was not ready
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Bro…..imagine ur first day of classes, you walk to the room and u see a bitch acting like THIS
This will 4ever be the funniest scene in cinematic history
It looks like he’s gonna throw up but it turned into a sneeze and now he’s desperately trying to suppress both of them while not drawing attention from the rest of the class
That fan blew her b.o right in his direction
How to make Dead Chicken With Old Milk. (via jackapollo)
This actually looks good. How do we turn it into actual food.
im going into shock
Hansel and Gretel GPS took me out
This entire video is the embodiment of that “I GUESS” comic.
past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare
Wouldiwas Shookspeared
delete this
im the dj screaming w laughter
I think about this at least once a day.
working in customer service be like
I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”
are you telling me that he calls the monkey “daddy”
By Allah, not on this post you don’t
why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.
I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.
Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open
I need a monster to show up in my dream and drag me like this



