thewhaleridingvulcan:

axia-spideypool:

cheezecake-is-good:

axia-spideypool:

kdgaf:

sejuani-hildr:

askimagginelittlewarden:

axia-spideypool:

Have a nice day, people

after this , i don’t know if i can scroll down 

Omg…. great thing to wake up to.

is anybody concerned that he was paid with a taco…

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That was a not-very-well-drawn-taco.

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Omg this is great.
But now we know Deadpool isn’t sincere about that compliment.
So none of us actually look awesome.

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Please don’t be sad.

Oh my fucking God. This is epic and stupidly it totally made me feel better!!

A Friendly Reminder

pilgrimkitty:

wait-till-they-hear-about-this:

damionaerynstarr:

wait-till-they-hear-about-this:

-Deadpool is insecure
-Deadpool has chronic pain
-Deadpool is submissive in bed
-Deadpool is pansexual
-Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
-Deadpool is a blonde
-Deadpool’s initials are WWW
-Deadpool had an abusive father
-Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
-Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
-Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
-Deadpool had a daughter
-Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
-Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
-Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
-Deadpool is good with kids
-Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
-Deadpool hates himself
-Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
-Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
-Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

Let’s not forget:

– Deadpool knows sign language
-Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can
-Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before
-Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm
-Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable
-Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times
-Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving
-Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

-Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce”
-Deadpool bought diapers for Hope
-Deadpool has a dog
-Deadpool didn’t become like his dad
-Deadpool is a good person

-Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds
-Deadpool is broke 75% of the time
-Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

-Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros”
-Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.