Coulson’s got competition.
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MY MOM FOUND THIS OLD TOY FROM WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND IT MAKES THIS NOISE WHEN YOU SQUEEZE IT
“…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?”
“HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT”
Oh my god..This is so adorable.
omg
Okay I laughed more than I should’ve
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/azuna10/118162281524/tumblr_nc7kjuXoM51slyv4u?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://azuna10.tumblr.com/post/118162281524/audio_player_iframe/azuna10/tumblr_nc7kjuXoM51slyv4u?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fazuna10%2F118162281524%2Ftumblr_nc7kjuXoM51slyv4u
So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.
i’m using this as a voicemail right NOW omg
Guys, I fucked up
my friend yelled ‘dorito’ at chris evans and he turned around and if that’s not amazing I don’t know what is
thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies
the fuck
you gotta be kidding me
*sees a really hot boy in English class*
me: romeo and juliet act 3 scene 5 line 176
hot damn
make a playwright want to retire man
stop. wait a minute. fill my cup put some poison in it.
Take a sip, fake your death
Juliet! Exit left!







