etherealasylum:

protectnatashahamilton:

jordannwitt:

You and me both, Pete.

#as much as i love the idea of peter being baby avenger#he has a gIGANTIC CAPTAIN AMERICA BONER#so petition for fic where peter becomes an avenger and encounters coulson#and coulson is like yOU! and peter is like yOU! and everyone else is like ????#and it turns out peter and coulson have been sniping each other on merch for years

Even better if they refer to each other by their eBay usernames.

thezhenger:

samjohnssonvt:

gryphonrhi:

thezhenger:

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

oh my god are yall even is this literally happening right now i wrote that comment at like 1AM on a whim

NOW THERES ACTUAL INTELLECTUAL META OVER WHAT IS LITERALLY A VISUAL SEX GAG. WITH PROPER PUNCTUATION AND EVERYTHING

IM PISS