osterfields:

the adult peter parker i’ve been waiting for

an grown man, some wrinkles, it looks like his nose is crooked from being broken so many times, has some grey in his hair, he needs to shave, he looks exhausted, he’s barely hiding his spiderman suit because he just can’t be bothered, and he is in love with a burger that he can’t pay for because he is a broke mess. i can only imagine that what’s going through miles head looking at the man above is “this disaster has been saving the city on a daily basis???”

molteniridium:

micaxiii:

daglout:

brattylikestoeat:

official-liberty-prime:

aesclepianbanshee:

thatthinginyourshoe:

rosswoodpark:

rosswoodpark:

Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?

The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies

Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.

I don’t like that get them out

Okay…this is unsettling.

This post is actually my nightmare

Breaking News! You are full of eels!

#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)