s-0-teric:

corvell:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

I need a monster to show up in my dream and drag me like this

roaringstream:

dragon-in-a-fez:

have you ever thought about how in the versions of the spider-man canon where Peter’s web shooting is accomplished by technology rather than being an actual superpower that means he really just….could have…very easily not done that. like he could have had any weapon. he could have had weapons he didn’t have to invent himself and build from scratch. but they wouldn’t have been spider-themed so he just. he did that. for the Aesthetic.

Peter saw he got bit by a spider and decided to die on that rock

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

angrilyangry:

mrrrjjjreblog:

taibhsearachd:

thatgaybich:

the-letter-why-in-parenthesis:

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

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Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

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Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

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Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

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Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

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Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

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Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

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I refuse to believe any of these are real

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

Then know you drew one, just jot the one you intended. Sometimes the greatest achievements are someone elses greatest mistakes.

ironmanstan:

cassanddeanareinloveokay:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

antman:

villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass

spiderman:

villain:

villain: ill just turn myself in,

Um actually,

it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,