
i love girls: the sequel
Every time i start a new vido game:
OH FUCK WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES
love how all of hozier’s lyrics imply that either a. he will one day be murdered and buried by the hands of his lover, a beautiful and mysterious woman who renders him utterly powerless or b. it’s already happened
invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again
tumblr users: hey uhhh there’s a pornbot epidemic, you guys should fix that
staff: pfffffff, deal with it, chumps
app store: [removes tumblr for being chock-full of inappropriate content]
staff:


just must say that this makes me very happy like… yes b*tch make that cheese i love u and dedicate this comc to u
Please excuse my shitty handwriting, I didn’t feel like waiting for photoshop to boot up so here’s how I do all my plant shit!!! Hope this helps!!!