lesbianchell:

Also I had a dream hanzo was my neighbour and he tried to kill me regularly

Every morning I’d go check my mail and hanzo would try to kill me with his ult

😂

It’s really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

cemmerz:

monker4444:

jaded-space:

polyturtles:

artactually:

Like, this is Loki

And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

This is Castiel

And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

Simple

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr.

never clicked the reblog button as fast as this.

i died

autumngracy:

cathgarvey:

Poor Satan…

I’ll be updating this blog with a new comic every Friday. Stay tuned!

This did not go where I expected

theflamingonator:

joachimmurat:

the-last-hair-bender:

coolthingoftheday:

coolthingoftheday:

coolthingoftheday:

Potoos use their body posture to camouflage themselves as part of the tree they’re perched in.

GUYS. LOOK IN THE SECOND PICTURE. LOOK AT THE FUZZY BABBY POTOO POSING LIKE ITS MOM. LOOK HOW PROUD SHE IS, LIKE “I’M SO GLAD, MY CHILD IS SO GOOD AT PRETENDING TO BE A FUCKING TREE STUMP”

I JUST THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD WANT TO KNOW WHAT A POTOO LOOKS LIKE WITH ITS EYES OPEN BECAUSE WOW

WOWOWOWOW

LIKE ALL AROUND THIS BIRD IS SO RIDICULOUS

NEW AVATAR

HOW COULD YOU REBLOG THIS AND NOT ALSO MENTION HOW THE FUCKING THING *SOUNDS*

JESUS CHRIST I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP AND THEN I HEAR DIT AND OHMYGOSH IM GONNA NEED TO TAKE A BREAK TO BREATHE NORMALLY

micdotcom:

Adorable new Coca-Cola ad features a brother and sister thirsting after the same guy

naamahdarling:

fartgallery:

please listen to this kitten I met today

TRANSCRIPT:

Kitten: BEEPBEepbeep_{beepbeepbeep.}

People: *surprised and delighted laughter*

tnjusa:

naamahdarling:

seriousjones:

tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit

this is like one of the best posts i’ve seen on tumblr and let me tell you why

“tired of hearing about” posts that then go on to delineate something i have literally never heard anyone talking about are hilarious

the idea of trying to rank the planets as fuckable is absurd

huffy “i don’t care”

nitpicking the logistics of something impossible

horrible mental image

ends very angrily