FUN FACT:

forgofamily:

stylesnjh:

stylesnjh:

i was born on friday the 13th and i weighed 6 pounds 6.6 ounces

nice 🙂

I FOUND MY BIRTH RECORD SEE

MY MOM LITERALLY TOLD ME THAT SHE FCKING TOLD THE NURSE IF CREEPY SHIT STARTED HAPPENING IN HER HOSPITAL ROOM SHE WAS GONNA GIVE ME UP FOR ADOPTION

Are you missing a toe

spockvarietyhour:

don’t let the tiny wheel distract you from the fact that there’s a chain across the passenger side seat, which I’m gonna assume is the seatbelt.

johanndro:

Perfect time

iguanamouth:

mihari:

floororanges:

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

c0ffeekitten:

I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

lesbianstarbutterfly:

lesbianstarbutterfly:

y’all know who you guys sound like when you say you hate children and they ruin lives

y’all in the notes saying shit like “oh thats me” or “sorry we cant all be neurotypical around children” are all dumbasses. just treat children with respect. you dont have to give birth or interact with kids daily but when you do come into contact with them treat them with some fucking decency and stop acting like its literally going to kill you to be nice to kids. the fuck is so hard about that