whointhehell:

whointhehell:

so today was my first day back at camp and this years basically my first year where im like being a full on girl at camp and so like i was with my group today which is mostly kids whove known me for like 3 years at this point and one kid who knows me less well and like this kids 9 right so he asks me if im a boy or a girl like right off the bat cuz well, hes 9. I tell him im a girl and one of the other kids is like What!? no youre not. and im like i sure am. Another kid asks “then why were you a boy last year?” im like getting ready to figure out how the hell im gonna explain this to a kid in like 4 seconds. and then another kid asks “omg was you pretending to be a boy just an elaborate joke you and the other counselors were playing on us?!??” i just kinda stand there and im like………………………… yes. they all get cracked up because they think me pretending to be a boy was like, the funniest, most long term prank that has ever been committed to them and like i gotta say, i wholeheartedly agree that being amab is just a fucking joke.

another kid was like “but wait? you had a girlfriend last year?” as if she thinks shes just seen through me by asking that simple question and i just say “sometimes girls have girlfriends” and she just nods like i just said the wisest fucking thing anyone has ever fucking said

peachdoxie:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh

lest anyone forget this iconique moment

“Now do me a favor and die” is such a powerful statement.

justicewitch:

ameliaglitter:

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

Progression of Sobriety

somethingwendythiswaycomes:

ohheyy–therenurse:

bdvee:

angelstonaa:

purplelittlemermaid:

rumble-and-roar:

catchymemes:

Source: imgur.com

Wholesome

Fuuucking wholesoooooooome

I’m so proud of him you could see the life and happiness coming back 😍

good for him! 👏🏽

This is the ACTUAL quality content I’m here for!

It works if you work it.

captainsnoop:

creating venom without spider-man has created the greatest dynamic between eddie and venom that has ever existed. they aren’t bonding over being hating peter parker, they’re bonding over the fact that they’re both complete losers. they’re two losers that love to eat junk food out of the trash and they can combine together to form an eight foot tall space monster.

smatter:

aintnosuchthingastoothick:

Mood.

This is BRILLIANT acting

cacklebarnacle:

bunjywunjy:

undoherdamage:

carrotsforferrets:

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

@mynameiseyyyyyy

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “…
the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca.
Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other
species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will
often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

liveplucktheroses:

j6:

whitepeopledoingdumbshit:

meanplastic:

Me in 60 years

She is lip syncing for her motherfucking liiiiife

honey this is how you throw a party in mykonos bitch

@gwensdeafani