That’s how All Might dives
AM: “I AM HERE…TO WIN THE DIVING CONTEST!”
Deku: “All Might that’s not a dive!-” *everyone gets taken out by the tidal wave like splash*
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me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
blacksmith: *takes pizza rolls out of the oven and instinctively hits them with a hammer*
blacksmith: oh shit not again
Lost dog reunites with his owner after being apart for 3 years 😭
Me
the one real thing we’ve learned from the aftermath of the Venom movie is that no one can draw Tom Hardy.
no one on this site ever stanned a white man with lips before
Tom hardy’s oddly small princess peach lips have been banished from cinema for 10 years only to be released for a single, all important purpose, kissing venom
LMAOOOOOO
Why I love cats
- bpbbbprow
- Mmmr
- butt in the air when u scratch
- snif
- Headbut
- *blinks slowly at u*
- stretchy
- headbut
- mmmrow?
- fast
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