trickerydickerydock:

Movie Venom, to his Eddie: Pussy

Comic Venom: no!! don’t be mean!!!

Movie Venom, coiling around his Eddie: Pussy trashbag host

Comic Venom: No!!!!!!

Movie Eddie, not looking up from his phone, to his Venom: Parasite. Brat slime 

Comic Eddie, aghast: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!